Ever wished you could turn your hearing impairment into a super chic status symbol? Thanks to the 24-carat gold Widex hearing aid, your wish has been granted. The hearing aid and its accompanying remote hold 220 diamonds and are a steal at $49,590. The only catch is you may on occasion want to remove the aid to make the merciless mockery you’ll endure inaudible. But you will, of course, have the ultimate rejoinder to silence any hecklers: “Well, I may be deaf and cloyingly pretentious, but you’re poor.” What?
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