Do you get the sneaking suspicion that your dog is racked with envy when you’re listening to your iPod? Does she seem to steal furtive, jealous glances at your sundry ice-encrusted trinkets? Don’t torment the poor animal another second-buy your dog the new diamond-studded pet MP3 player. For only $1,000, your beloved canine can groove to the sounds of an 18k gold digital music player designed to “relax and stimulate” your pet. After all, why should you be the only one in the house who gets to rock out to Soulja Boy beats?! However, when you come home and find your dog on her hind legs jockin’ on them haterz and leanin’ to the left and crankin’ dat thang, we can’t be held responsible, disquieting as that sight may be.
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